Characters

The cast across every series — who they are and where to find them.

Amy
Everyone Loves Amy

Amy

Female · 18

Amy Baker is a young woman trying to work out what she wants in life. Beautiful, curious and always horny, Amy's compulsive need for approval drives her to make a series of dangerous mistakes with Danny, Clive and Ryan.

Tina
Everyone Loves Amy

Tina

Female · 42

Amy's mother, recently divorced and moved in with work colleague Clive — the moment that triggers the beginning of the story. Her desire to please others and her feeling that nobody cares for her leads her to get attached to men who use her: first Clive, then Clive's son, Ryan. Her increasing compromise at Ryan's hands leads her on a dangerous sexual journey.

Clive
Everyone Loves Amy

Clive

Male · 46

A senior manager at Tina's work, Clive is a serial cheater — first with Tina, and later, when he gets bored with her, one of his juniors, Nisha. He at first tries to rebuff Amy, but secretly wants her and lets her take control of the situation. His quiet nature hides a man who is more than happy to use the women around him.

Ryan
Everyone Loves Amy

Ryan

Male · 21

Wounded by Tina replacing his mother's role in his father's life, Ryan sets out to humiliate Amy and Tina as much as possible, regardless of the cost. A confident, devious young man who cares nothing for the women he manipulates.

Danny
Everyone Loves Amy

Danny

Male · 18

A sensible, happy young man and friend of Amy who becomes her first love interest. Amy cheats on him repeatedly, including in the final act, when her betrayal with Clive and Ryan is discovered.

Everyone Loves Amy

Nisha

Female · 28

Ambitious and clever, Nisha is willing to seduce her boss Clive for a promotion — and has no intention of feeling guilty about it.

Agatha Petrie
The Adventures of Agatha Petrie

Agatha Petrie

Female

Dr. Agatha Petrie is an archaeologist, university professor, and forger's daughter — chronically underfunded and always one grant away from disaster. She travels the world rescuing artifacts and chasing treasure, adventurous by nature and ready for anything, fully willing to commit to whatever it takes to win her prize, even when that means surrendering her body to it.

Holly
Time: An X-Rated Adventure

Holly

Female

Short blonde hair, tight body, perky. Holly has a slight mischievous streak that leads her to invite Craig to a late night rendezvous.

Craig
Time: An X-Rated Adventure

Craig

Male

Slightly nervous, brown hair, only on his second girlfriend. The time travel experience causes stress for Craig, who is a mess by the time he encounters Kyra.

Time: An X-Rated Adventure

Ke-La

Female

The horniest girl in 12,000 BC, Ke-La walks the plains of North Africa and fucks anything that moves. Used to having to fight to survive and sharper than she looks, she has no issue fighting Kyra when it comes to it.

Time: An X-Rated Adventure

Kyle

Male

The mad scientist who built the time-travel sex device, Kyle is harvesting orgasmic energy in a bid to take over the world. Brilliant, and completely unhinged with it.

Time: An X-Rated Adventure

Kyra

Female

A sex cyborg from the future, built and owned by Kyle, Kyra exists purely to fuck and be fucked — and to do whatever else her owner programs her for.

Poppy
Housemates

Poppy

Female · Late 20s

A yoga instructor and part-time influencer, cheerfully and unselfconsciously nude at home — not an exhibitionist, she just genuinely forgets other people exist. Spiritually confident and romantically a disaster, she speaks in warm fragments and exclamations, says exactly what she's thinking with zero filter, and somehow always means well. The sunny, oblivious engine behind half the household's accidental chaos.

Harriet
Housemates

Harriet

Female · Early 30s

A corporate lawyer: tightly wound, sharply dressed, sarcastic, and secretly filthy. She buys the wine, labels her food, and pretends to be annoyed at everyone's chaos while being quietly fascinated by it. Deadpan and precise — her insults are structured like legal arguments — and nursing a season-long, unspoken crush on Poppy she is absolutely not going to mention.

Mei
Housemates

Mei

Female · Mid 20s

A games developer and graphic designer who works from home and rarely leaves it. Socially anxious and wickedly funny online, awkward in person — her written voice is confident and meme-fluent while her real-world self trails off mid-sentence from inside a hoodie. Oversized t-shirts, a multi-monitor sanctuary of a bedroom, and a slow-burn thing with Jack she'd never admit to.

Jack
Housemates

Jack

Male · Early 30s

A carpenter doing reno work on the house in lieu of rent, which means he's constantly half-dressed and constantly walking in on things. Warm, unhurried and 'yeah nah' about everything, he flirts with everyone identically and means nothing by it. Good-natured to a fault and genuinely incurious about drama — his crisis instinct is to make tea or patch a wall — he's the straight man the chaos happens to.

Housemates

Dylan

Male · Mid 30s

A touring bass player and Poppy's casual — not dating, not dating other people seriously either, just circling each other between tours. Stubbled, tattooed and warm, he stays a night or two whenever he's back in town, makes breakfast for whoever's awake, and leaves without any of the drama that usually follows him through the door.